Bob Kraft’s lady friend Ricki Noel Lander aspires to be an actress. Which I take to mean she only wants to pretend to be the less attractive, real-life version of Blake Lively’s character from The Town. But getting roles means more than laying old dudes who own football teams. Producers want an audition tape, or a sizzle reel if you got one. Well, here’s Ricki’s audition tape for something or other. Personally, I think best case scenario for her is on one of those purposefully campy Syfy movies where she gets devoured in the first five minutes by a giant irradiated ferret. She’s not even the star of this tape. That’s clearly her old lechy friend Mr. Kraft, with his stilted line reading and superstar quotes, like, “Sweethahht, I don’t know who this loser is, but I’ve dropped a lot of cash here. I’m an exec at Yahoo!”