Welp, the late Mr. James here had his life tragically cut short just shy of his 24th birthday. On the bright side, he died before having to watch the Steelers lose to the Packers in Super Bowl XLV two and a half months later. So that’s nice. Oh, and he has a giant Steelers helmet on his grave, which is hopefully something he asked for before dying. I feel like it has to be. Then again, babies born in Yinzburgh are swaddled in Terrible Towels, so it is possible this is just how things are done.

As for cause of death, can’t help you out there. The Steelers had lost to the Patriots five days before he passed away. I know that’s been enough to do in this Stillers homer over the years.