This Matt Schaub illustration comes via Reddit. Appears to be inspired by the old hipster Three Wolves shirt. Accordingly, I move for the artist to screenprint this image and make it available for sale. We need more team apparel that lovingly mocks a team’s own star players. Like most people, I don’t care about the Texans but I’d still get one.

– Ronnie Brown said despite being 30 years old, he has still has a surprising amount of tread on the tires. That’s the upside of spending half of your career being injured, I suppose.

– The Max Fisher Players present “The Passion of Tebow“. For the sake of saying something positive, I will admit that I appreciate the decision to make the two stereotypical Arab characters representatives of “sinister secularism”. Vague enough to deftly straddle the line between racism and stupidity. That’s usually where I hang out.

– Ocho will reportedly keep the number 85 with the Dolphins, even though it currently belongs to seventh-round pick Rishard Matthews. Not that it should really matter, because as you can see from the invitations to Chad’s upcoming July 4 wedding, he plans to change his last name back to Johnson, anyway.

– MJD won’t report to Jaguars minicamp. Hope his refusal was communicated this way: