We’re now a mere 100 days from the first Sunday of the NFL regular season, which means there are fewer than 100 days until the season starts. That’s still not really all that close, but at least it makes a countdown feasible, and that has to count for something. Hey, if we can fap long enough, we just might make it. I have faith.

Enjoy the weekend.

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