Ray Rice was among the Ravens teammates who on Sunday took part in Lardarius Webb’s charity softball game, which I believe benefited the victims of blown coverage. As you could see, Rice had his shorts pulled up to just about his shoulders while on the pitcher’s mound. Was it an elaborate trolling attempt on the already vehement anti-shorts contingent or merely a silly joke to which we are provided no context? Only the Bawlmer softball community knows for sure. Nevertheless, I’ll give Florio until the end of the day to interpret it as a bizarre form of protest in which Rice will keep hiking his pants up until he receives the long-term contract he’s clamoring for.
I want more like this!
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