Raiders druid has been putting in double shifts at his regular job as Christopher Lee impersonator at roving “Lord of the Rings” conventions. All so he can have extra time off for insane pagan summer solstice rituals. It’s the first year without the dark lord Al Davis being around, so no one is quite sure what to expect. If he has his druthers, he’s gonna douse the finest naked under-50 wiccan he can find in goat’s blood and roast a Chiefs fan on a spit. Oh yes, that Midwestern ham hock is good eating.

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