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I had no idea who Kordell Stewart was since I didn’t start paying attention to NFL until 2008.
Saved from racism by sports ignorance!
Pfft, Kordell Stewart retired this year! EVERYONE KNOWS IT CAN’T BE HIM.
Also, the player in question wasn’t fat . . . or punting
Troll Brady at his worst – his shirt implies he’s Best Buddies with the girl, but he’s totes gonna bail on her and fuck Gisele instead!
A 3-way would be courteous.
I’m down with that.
I’d rather her than Gisele, to be honest…
There is an underground website based in Thailand that would be of interest to you; underagedownsyndrome.com
I feel like if I go to that website a flurry of FBI agents will come through my wall.
I never took Limehouse for a Saints fan.
I can’t imagine a team more supportive of him slaughtering a pig on the field in celebration of a victory.
It does explain why so many of their players have terrible burns on their hands and a few occasionally just disappear. THAT’S GREAT MOTIVATIN’.
Ray Lewis supports Ellstin’s cleaver skills.
I first read “Drakkar Noir” and then I wondered why it wasn’t Boss Todd in the picture.
I had the same thought.
I always imagined Boss Todd reeks of Marlboro Reds, vehicle exhaust, and week-old laundry.
He wears Sears house brand musk. Available in gallon bottles.
Todd has his own vintage stash of Hai Karate that he found while vulturing storage unit auctions. Best $13,000 he ever spent.
I’ve always assumed that Boss Todd smelled like a combination of Arby’s, Kools, Armor-All and Valtrex.
With just a hint of a pina colada scented car air freshener added to the mix.
That said, you could make a case for Hai Karate.
#3 for the win.
Milk out of nose inducing.
I assume the “a” is missing from “Peter King doppelganger” because we all know an “a” is for effort.
I read it as “doppelginger”
The Browns just didn’t get an ‘A’ in the draft.
Look around them, it’s a cult meeting.
ONE OF US….ONE OF US….
If they told me to come play with them forever and ever, I wouldn’t think twice.
“I’d like to hammer those gingers.”
That is more fire crotch than when Whitesnake plays…..
lol don’t forget to bring bagles beignets to the coaches meeting
“Cross you legs like a nervous child.”
“I didn’t say ‘Simon says'; You’re out, Dreambuddy.”
Brady’s just openly sporting the Trollface in pictures now.
Yeah, it looks like a kidnappy face.
Brady could also be doing the hokey-pokey.
Brady’s humming “I’ve Got Something In My Front Pocket For You.”
That Minnesota pic would make a hell of a lot more sense were Jesse Ventura still in power.
Minnesota did give us MST3k, so there’s that
I picture Tom being serenaded by a stirring rendition of “I Will Always Love You”.
Dear Dom Brady,
You are my fatha’s favorite playah. But next time a big spot don’t throw the ball to fackin Welkah and his butterfingahs. Throw it to one of the dahkkies, the Spic with the tattoos or the Donk.
Signed my dad,
Dawwmmy from Kwinzee
/taking the express train to hell
Bradytroll has become self aware.
Weird place? Fuck you! I just wanted to do a little cottaging. – Sen. Larry Craig
The fight in Seahawks practice is why they got punished for contact during OTA’s?
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