Noted crazy person DeShawn Stevenson sent the internet into a tizzy when he Instagram’d a picture of himself dressed like the kind of stupid asshole who uses Instagram way too much. The image went viral not because of his jaunty hat and bowtie, but because of the ATM installed in his kitchen.
DeShawn lifted the idea from reality television, and goes so far as to charge his friends $4.50 to withdraw money before going out in to the world where there are cheaper options everywhere. He may be an unoriginal price gouger, but he has given us an idea for this week’s draft. If you could install any sort of commercial device in your home, what would it be?
With the first pick I’ll take the Bottoms Up beer dispenser. It’s like a regular beer tap, only MAGIC. Now all I have to do is buy a bunch of special cups and figure out how much to charge the guests at my Super Bowl party.
I want more like this!
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