Burmese python takes on an alligator on the gator’s own turf. That’s an invasive species, gator! YOU MUST PROTECT THESE EVERGLADES. Things are looking good for a Florida triumph when the gator locks in its submission move, the dreaded 2,000 pounds of force per square inch chomp (2G LB CHOMPX, brah) yet the python still manages to wriggle free because the gator is too tired and timid to finish the job. Then, gator slinks away for the most pathetic no decision in Kill Kill Kill history. You mean to tell me the camera operator doesn’t have explosives rigged to force a result in the event of animal cowardice? What a gyp.
I want more like this!
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