DAT MASK

Not wanting to be outdone by Bane, Justin Tuck needed an even more badass facemask than the imposing grill he already had. Indeed, the team came through for him with one of the all-time greats. It even surpasses the old Rickey Jackson cage.

Whew. That is one sexy piece of protective gear. If you weren’t already pregnant from that Don Draper expression, you are now. And if you were, you’re double pregs.