Plucked by a Reddit user from the festering recesses of 4chan is this mosaic of Philip Rivers that is oddly, crudely fascinating in all the ways that can be applied to Marmalard himself. That they used our favorite Rivers pose is a nice bonus.
I’d like to believe that Marmalard would want this in a museum, if only those weren’t institutions that catered to godless fornicators, polluted as they are with intellectual curiosity and STDs. That and Laserface would want the curators to yell at visitors while they look at the image, possibly even pulling a few aside at random to let them know they aren’t good enough to be in its presence. If at all possible, it should be suspended in air, not attached to a wall.
I want more like this!
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