Memorial Day weekend marks the unofficial start of summer time, meaning copious amounts of beach, barbecue and poolside relaxation, but also the arrival of stifling weather and horrible traffic getting out of town on Friday afternoons. I’ll say the appreciable uptick in sexy outweighs the negative. If that’s not enough, we got three days off, which is ideal no matter what it’s like outside.

We’ll see you back here on Tuesday, unless the holiday weekend supplies an extraordinary example of athlete foolishness, always a very real possibility. Burnsy and Danger Guerrero will on the controls at the beginning of the week, with your happy helper monkey back at it on Wednesday. Be safe and be sexy.

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