The Broncos, like most teams, began OTAs yesterday, giving content starved NFL writers the chance to throw together entries like “WHOOOOA PEYTON DID FOOTBALL THINGS IN A NEW BRONCOS JERSEY”. Such is May.

Anyway, the media onslaught is on in Denver and everyone is scouring desperately for Pey-Pey nuggets. Radio reporter Brandon Krisztal asked the totally necessary question of what it feels like for Peyton to look up to rookie QB Brock Osweiler, who at 6’7″ is about two inches taller than Pey-Pey.

Rather than issue the typical rote response to an inane question, Peyton makes shorty short jokes about the little wimpy reporter boy. SO MEAN. Sorry not all of us have three feet in head height. Way to bite the hand that gives handjobs, champ.

Is Pey-Pey reaching out to pat the reporter on the head? Or is he saluting Hitler? NO WAY TO TELL.

Anyway, this is all report of a poorly constructed fantasy in which Peyton’s last neck surgery somehow made him evil. Man, that would be fantastic.