Update: More LOLs
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I’m impressed you resisted the urge to swing at that softball of O.J. Simpson and Al Cowlings, especially with the knife on the table in front of them.
But that one of Namath seeing his contract needs the treatment. “We took out the ‘No Panty Hose’ rider, right?”
Or Bradshaw: “Make your mark on the paper, son. Or just oink once for yes.”
Or the one of Lynn Swann: “Say ‘boy’ one more time, ofay. Say it.”
Or, for God’s sake, the Elway picture: “See, you can lead ‘em to water and make ‘em drink.”
Even worse: In 1991, Brett Favre would be talking to a 7-year old Jenn Sterger.
This was my thought as well. Of course, he was making this call from southern Mississippi.
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
Considering it’s Mississippi, shouldn’t it be “I get older, they stay the same grade”?
Nick Webber-Agnew approves.
/hang up the phone Jerry, this ain’t about you
Dude sitting on the bed in the yellow and purple shirt doesn’t need a dong shot text from BritFar, he’s got both inches etched in his spank bank.
That first photo borrowed clothes from Saved By The Bell
That Butkus photo and caption are perfect. I can only imagine how short/insignificant his career would be now because of the unrelenting banhammer & flags he would be subject to. The internet would go insane for him from draft day though.
He just would have gotten a head start coaching basketball at Deering High.
Where is the picture of Al Davis waiting for the first Super Bowl MVP to be named so that he can trade for him?
Pfft. You can’t take pictures of a vampire. That’s basic science.
http://i.qkme.me/3p6quq.jpg just saying is all.
bless you WCS you are a gentleman and a scholar.
Vinny “SAT” Testaverde.
I can go all day boys.
Bosworth’ s “Grade” is 19.5. Maybe that was a multiplier for how much higher his testerone levels were than average? I mean, if they had tested then… ?
Andrea Kremer? I’d hit that…twenty years ago.
Even in a shirt and tie, 60’s era Dick Butkus still looked scary.
Not pictured in the Commish photo: The two Jets fans at the hotel bar doing the booing.
Jesus, Favre looks just like the Russian dude from Eastbound and Down
Juice’s pros: Off-the-charts vision and speed, humble but confident, marketable
Juice’s cons: Prone to double murder
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