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Is it August yet?
Alternate: There are only three grams of fat in a Subway Invisible Sandwich.
Also, penis in the mouth.
LARGE penis in mouth.
Seriously, he’s gotta be imagining Lex Steele
Well done, conossieurs of black porn dong!
At least you didn’t go south of the border for the “Harrison Show”.
“Two hands, with space in the middle!”
I really hope this season won’t be the end of the sex cannon… He’s such a world class average athlete.
Don’t worry, in a league like this that chews up and spits out QBs like a meat grinder, mediocrity has a long shelf life. Trent Dilfer? Jon Kitna? Dave Craig?
Rexy can hang with that class of shlub any day of the week. He’ll hang on to rosters for at least a few more years I would be willing to bet.
I was sad when Favre blew out Craig’s fumbles lost by a player record way back when.
“Acid flashback or real life?”
Can’t it be both?
That Pryor one is a dark horse candidate for LOLNFL of the year.
I tend to agree. I will draft it in the 11th round and win.
Depends on the sandwich, really.
@Moose That bitch got fresh avocado on it?
Enough to slide out da back on every bite!
All hail the Manning LOLNFL!
Let it go down in history!
Dan Snyder obtained the team’s practice bubble used from the Minnesota Vikings for $54 million. When asked about the acquisition, Snyder stated that “the former Metrodome roof is a proven veteran of over thirty years, and our team architect Joe Bob assures me that there is no chance of another massive cave-in if it snows.”
You can make it snow by shaking Syder’s head.
No Ryan Kerrigan? THAT kid knows how to eat a sammich!
FUCK Jared S. Fogle!!
Matt Leinart has been in the league SIX years?!? Or maybe I’m having a flashback?
He’ll be 30 soon. Damn.
I think it’s more sad that he’s essentially laid down and let Cuntler (not the Kommenter) take over his title.
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