William Gay’s new vanity
From now on, I’m losing Leitch’s “buzzsaw” moniker and going with THE DICK CHEESE THAT IS THE ARIZONA CARDINALS. [Via]
A Luck private workout 2day..we want 2b as thorough n disciplined n process of #1 pick..we wanted 2do private with RG3,but his agent said no
— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) April 3, 2012
- Jim Irsay is all butthurt and pissy because RGIII didn’t accept the Colts invitation to hold a private workout for them, even though they had his Pro Day to watch him do his thing. This almost made me love RGIII more than I’m comfortable with, but then I found out it’s not an exclusive slight to the Colts and he’s not holding private workouts for anyone. Then again, RGIII joined Twitter today, so hopefully he will make it up by trolling Irsay there.
- Joe Flacco thinks he’s the best quarterback in football. Yes. The best. I – I just…
GODDAMMIT, FLACCO, AGAIN WITH THIS? YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE BEST QUARTERBACK IN YOUR DIVISION. THE MORE YOU BITCH ABOUT PERCEIVED DISRESPECT, THE MORE OF IT YOU’LL ACTUALLY GET! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
- Other than the Seahawks, there weren’t any dramatic changes to NFL uniforms, though the Panthers apparently added the message “KEEP POUNDING” to the inside collar of their jerseys. Goodell will make sure that Nike includes “YES, BUT ALSO NO HEAD SHOTS” midway down the inside of the back by the time play resumes in September.
- Jaleel White reportedly had a freakout on the set of “Dancing With the Stars” and Donald Driver had to intervene. What a perfect chance to live out Homer’s dream of punching that Urkel kid. There’s the built-in excuse of him being irrational and Driver didn’t take advantage. Seriously bummed about this, you guys.
I want more like this!
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