IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ANY AND EVERY SOCIAL ACTIVIST GROUP: If you are putting together a public service announcement, it should star Kate Upton. If a group paid Upton to tell me that killing puppies is essential for the betterment of mankind, guess what â€“ dead puppies everywhere. If Upton championed a group that endorses using babies to fuel woodchippers, Iâ€™m gonna kill a few thousand babies and trees.
Thankfully, Upton isnâ€™t making me kill puppies and babies â€“ not yet at least â€“ and sheâ€™s just reminding us that itâ€™s wrong to pick on people. When it comes to this whole anti-bullying thing, I get a little annoyed, because I was raised with the philosophy of not taking sh*t from people, and because of that I prefer that nerds and geeks just use their fists to respond to bullies. Alas, we canâ€™t all be like Casey the Punisher, so if Upton is truly dedicated to stopping bullies, I recommend that she let me snuggle her the next time that someone is mean to me.
I ask so little.
And thus our Sexy Friday has been inspired by the women who fight back. Preferably while wearing no shirts.
(Seriously, Bodog, I love you.)
(My love for Holly Madison finds its way into everything)
Aw, f*ck it. BRING ON THE KATE UPTON PICS!
I want more like this!
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