It’s Friday the 13th, so be sure not to fap under any ladders. Be careful out there.
As always, we appreciate your help getting through another week of the endless off-season. I’m pretty sure writing a standalone post about Steve Smith wearing a Gremlins shirt will be the low point of my month, at least until I hear what Peter King has to say after watching Bully. Take heart that the draft is less than two weeks away, bringing with it a brief flurry of activity following by several more months of dragging ass.
Speaking of ass (SEGUE CLASSES PAYING OFF), here’s some Friday sexiness:
Inclusion for female/non-traditional male audience:
I want more like this!
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