Sam Bradford attended Coachella with supermodel Karlie Kloss, which sounds like a pretty decent time. Still, being Sam Bradford, he couldn’t hang with the cool kids and the chillwaver model without still being all bug-eyed and goofy. Worse still, he couldn’t even get his hipster uniform up to code.

YOUR OWN TEAM HAT! ACK, CONFORMITYYYYYY!

Anyway, I’m still super jelly that Bradford got to see Radiohead, Childish Gambino, Company Flow, M83, the Tupac homogram and probably do a bunch of drugs (RANDOM OFF-SEASON PISS TEST!) so I had some fun with the pictures, posted after the jump. Post-jumpwave, bro!