This year’s Coachella really did have an unexpected abundance of NFL phenomena. We know Sam Bradford was there. As was Troy Polamalu. So too was Michael Vick, at least in artsy chained together trash can form, the version least threatening to hipsters trying to rock out to Arctic Monkeys. Guessing these were the ash receptacles for the festival. Weed resin in the Ookie can, assorted ash/charred remains in the dogs cans, please.

In other Iggles-related news, the team is reportedly closing in on dealing Asante Samuel to the Falcons for what is said to be a sixth round pick. The trade will supposedly allow the Eagles to start playing the press coverage that their defense should have been using through all of last year. Because apparently Asante was Philly’s defensive coordinator. Good to know.