O AN HE MARSEXY

Guess what they say about idle time is true, that it makes for lots of random NFL prank videos. Already this week, we saw Stevie Johnson dropping a fake baby around a store to rattle unsuspecting older women. Now we have LaMarr Woodley teaming up with The NOC, the folks who brought us Marshawn Lynch grill shopping, to prank Marcedes Lewis, Steve Breaston and Michael Turner by making them think they’re taking part in a risque photo shoot for the Russian version of GQ.

The folks purportedly running the shoot tart the players up and stick them in the type of outfits one might only see in a Matt Ufford Fight Gone Bad performance. You’d think the other players would get suspicious of Woodley since he’s not taking part in any of the modeling, but apparently not. Sure, the “DURR HURR LET’S SISSY-FY NFL PLAYERS” concept is maybe a little trite, but I still found myself laughing at things like the shock in Breaston’s face when he incredulously asks “…Lady Steve?”