Because Terry Bradshaw possesses the intellect of popped bubble wrap, not to mention a grating on-air personality that we can never escape, the positive things he’s done in his life tend to get overlooked, such as the four Super Bowls he won and, well, that’s about it. But to that achievement we can now add siring a reasonably attractive daughter, who through no help of his own is now embarking on a music career.

Rachel’s parents wanted her to stay in college (“COLIGE IZ M-POORTUNT, MISSY. YEW CAN B THE 1ST BRADSHAW 2 REED A 2-GO MEN-YOO”) while she wanted to pursue her music career. Shocker that she could do that without her parents’ knowledge or approval when her father is Terry Bradshaw.

“My parents wanted me to be in college but I came here to find out everything about music and about songwriting, who do I talk to, how do I talk to them?” Bradshaw said. “I spent a few years just meeting people and getting to know everybody I possibly could and I made friends and we’d start to write songs together.”

Hey, that’s super. I’ll be sure to listen to none of it. Still, it’s noteworthy that Terry Bradshaw produced offspring that doesn’t even look half-mongoloid. That’s the wonder of genetics, which Bradshaw knows is the study of hoity-toity people who don’t practice inbreedology.

[via Sportress of Blogitude]