Name: Michael Floyd
Position: Wide receiver
School: Notre Dame
Is he a douchebag?: See above
Seriously though: Fuck Notre Dame
Size: 6’3″ 220 lbs.
Twitter: No, but I did find this guy, who shut everything off for Earth Hour and WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.
Potential Berman nicknames: Sleepy, Pretty Boy, The Gentleman of Boxing (because he’s not original, you see)
Story that’s bound to become the premise of a horrible movie if Wikipedia is to be believed: Floyd’s scholarship at Cretin-Derham Hall High School required him to work as a janitor. He didn’t solve any complex equations in secret, but he was the two-time state player of the year. That seems worthy of a full scholarship, and a little something on the side.
Combine performance: 4.47 in the 40 and a 36.5″ vertical
Nicest comparison: Larry Fitzgerald
Meanest comparison: Farry Litzgerald
Strengths: Size, strength, and ladder climbing ability.
Weaknesses: Lacks elite speed.
Injury History: Missed significant time in his collegiate career with hamstring and clavicle injuries.
Arrest History: Three alcohol related arrests while at ND, including a DUI. That earned him a four month suspension from coach Brian Kelly. But hey, at least he didn’t send some poor kid to his death. Fuck you, Brian Kelly.
Who wants him: Buffalo
Who will take him: Jacksonville
What scouts are saying:
Immediate impact: Displays the physical tools and route running necessary to establish himself as a threat early in his career.
Down the road: They Ryan Reynolds of NFL receivers (NAWT A STAR).
I want more like this!
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