Name: Dontari Poe
Position: Defensive tackle
Potential Berman nicknames: Poe Toaster
Combine performance: The lone reason for this here profile. Poe, a rather sizable human, ran a sub-5.0 40 and put up 44 reps in the bench press. The workout was called “epic” by Todd McShay. Here is a quick list of other things McShay has described as epic in the last week.
-Last night’s bar crawl
-His season 1 DVD of Franklin & Bash
-This one blowjob he got back in college
-The return of Punk’d
Has Obama talked about him: Yes. Not so special now, are you Aziz?
Nicest comparison: Haloti Ngata
Meanest comparison: Ryan Sims
Weaknesses: Actual performance
Who wants him: Pittsburgh
Who will take him: Whoever watches the least film
What scouts are saying:
Immediate impact: Dominates mini-camp
Down the road: Cut
I want more like this!
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