The Offseason Champs do what they do best, which is make waves by gleefully surrendering a raft of future draft picks. If only it could have been for a faded veteran instead of a promising rookie. Either way, Snyder has paid the exorbitant price of three first-rounders and a second-rounder to move up to the second overall pick, which means RGIII to Washington unless the Colts wish to be daring and force Luck to fall to Shanny’s playoff-caliber offense.

In other late-breaking Friday news, El Shitbox got an extension from the Jets, meaning the two most schadenfreude-friendly teams in the Peyton sweepstakes are now out of the running. We’ll just have to resort to begging the Broncos to unleash chaos by having Peyton deep-six Tebow down the depth chart.