Self-professed MAJOR SCOOPAGE from Jay Glazer: the Bears have traded two third-rounders to the Dolphins for Brandon Marshall, reuniting the wife-beating receiver with his sulky fiancee-dumping quarterback of yore. Marshall has been devalued by a round in the past two seasons, apparently, as the Broncos got two second-rounders of out Miami in Marshall’s first trade.

Now, with free agency officially underway: ZOMG WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR PEYTON MANNING!!???