Tim Tebow is being allowed to pick the team he wants to go to. He picks the trade. Jets or Jacksonville.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 22, 2012
With all the misinformation swirling on Twitter this evening from untold fake accounts, even tripping up veteran reporters, it was difficult to glean what was credible information and what was simply @BurritoBrosShits screwing with tards. Nevertheless, a decision has been made, but not until Tim Tebow made himself a ton of angry rube enemies.
If Schefter is to be believed, Tebow’s Choice resulted in him opting to play in the ultimate haven of godless northeast pussytubers instead of being worshiped as a false idol by his hometown Jacksonvillains. No way Fred Durst takes him to lunch ever again. The LeBron comparisons will be soon in coming, but at least Teebs spared us a primetime special for his decision.
As for the details the Jets neglected the first time around, New York and Denver reached a compromise where the Jets agreed to pay half of the $5 million that was holding the deal up in the first place. So, yes, this is really happening and it is already every bit the glorious disaster we could have hoped for.
John Elway has decided the only action is to cut the Tebow in half.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) March 22, 2012
I want more like this!
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