Sexy Friday Gone Drank. CHUH CHUH
03.02.12
A highly KSK-relevant GIF plucked from the commenter Chet Manly in the “Archer” Uproxx live blog from last night. You know what else is highly relevant to Sexy Friday? Smush bait! YEAH BUDDY! Crushed it!
/bro taps Rob Gronkowski
And so marks close of business on another week in KSK. Please forgive us for not touching on Tiki Barber’s efforts to move forward with his marriage to the intern he left his wife and two kids for. The Saints getting in trouble for putting bounties on players (SO LONG, PK-APPROVED FEEL-GOODOLOGY!) arrived a little late in the day shake us from our early Friday boozing. And sorry we neglected to goof on Bill Belichick playing golf with Kenny G. We hope the sexiness compensates for our oversight.
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The one with the chocolate covered ass would be an amazing mascot at the Bluth Frozen Banana Stand.
There’s always money in her banana stand.
If you know what I mean.
If it is indeed chocolate……
I will revisit this when not at work. Be warned!!
YEEHAW BOUNTIES!!!
Yes. Yes, I would like waffles with my chocolate covered booty.
I don’t think my 16bit videogame rpg playing teen self could EVER have imagined that something beginning with the first six letters of ‘chocob-’ would surpass my supreme infatuation with yellow birdhorses.. yet here we are.
/off to chocobunnington
I would certainly ride her like one… that is to say, she’d probably run off as soon as I dismounted.
+1 Gysahl green
(to cuz, not myself)
Girl #4 looks like she’s about to polish that wood. Which means we have at least one thing in common.
The Saints are dead, long live the Aints.
Falcons rise up!
So THAT’S what the golden corral chocolate waterfall is for……
/places hand down pants.
I really hope the Easter Bunny brings my kids one of those. I would have to taste it, just to make sure it is safe.
I was out at trivia night Wednesday and the following question was asked:
“Which Simpsons character has a third nipple?”
And…uh…yeah. Then I found five bucks.
Also, you should ask Ape for a little star like he’s got so you can make your handle look more like the REAL Rory B Bellows’ signature.
Girl #2 looks like one of Mew’s. I’m picturing her covered in chocolate with Vida. I’ll be back in a few…
If you’re the kind of person who laughs at Mike Polk videos (Cleveland Tourism, Stupid Fucking Cat), this one’s for you:
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Let’s just say this would be handy on Sexy Friday…
Miranda Kerr
NSFW Anne Hathaway doing some of her best work:
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God bless you, sir.
Honestly, ever since Brokeback she’s been getting naked in every movie.
And I love it. What perfect form.
Brokeback Mountain is way underrated as far as Anne’s tits are concerned. Check out Havoc for some more of Anne.
To the Panama City guy…
Living in south america I can attest that the local women are much more amicable to the white male, especially if said white male has blond hair and blue eyes. You’ll most certainly find yourself with opportunity.
That having been said for every one normal slutty girl that’ll hook up with you there’s about 5 that want either money, to be impregnated by your American seed, to rob you, or to simply toy with you all night to get free drinks.
I suggest trying to get away from the super touristy area, but don’t venture into the dangerzone. And for the love of god leave your passport and credit cards at the hotel and just take out a wad of cash when you go out at night.
Wonder how Greggggggggggggggggggggggggg is going to deal with his “tastefully named” slobberknob Gregggggggggggggggggggg Williams being implicated in the bounty scandal.
Bottom line here is, if you’re going to name your kid Greg for Jeebus’ sake don’t add that extra “g.”
The 2nd girl down has an intelligent smile.
/distracted
Pretty sure she has two intelligent smiles…
Anyone else bored to tears sitting home alone ironically drinking ?ubrówka szarlotkas while their wife is in Warsaw?
Anyone?
GUYS GUYS GUYS BEEF MOE DONE GOT PAID [espn.go.com]
Good move; now on to the quarterback “issue”……….
which will resemble:
BEEF MO MONEY
Chocolate bunny’s posterior has a shape befitting its connotation.
/for days and days, sweet chocolate jeebus.