We’re fresh off a weekend in which the best football tidbits were Marvin Lewis saying he’s “jacked” about the Bengals’ moves in free agency (OH PACMAN GONE RE-SIGN) and Brian Dawkins telling the world that one time last season Tebow tried to use his magic Jesus healing factor to cure him of his NeckAIDS. Obviously it was to no avail if the Broncos didn’t opt to keep Teebs around for Peyton insurance this season. Anyway, SI is being later than usual in posting Peter King’s weekly Allagash-battered nugget dump and we need something to keep you readers distracted, so you guys play nice with this reader submitted chinchilla that, by virtue of an adorbs case of macrocephaly, bears more than a passing resemblance to Peyton Manning. If the Broncos can justify having a monkey riding a dog as their halftime show, they can work this little guy in somehow.
I want more like this!
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