This week we’re drafting animals that have achieved fame through the internet. For the purposes of the draft age will be of no concern, so a dead cat that plays the keyboard is fair game. Continue after the jump for two rounds of KSK picks, then make your own in the comment section.
1. Flubby: Cool Dog
I want the cool Shiba Inu; whose relaxed, devil-may-care attitude makes us all feel a little less stressed.
This is the only time I find skateboarding enjoyable.
3. Ape – Maru
The champion of Team Cat and the occupy movement.
4. BDD – Feathers from Planet Unicorn
I guess I never said no cartoons.
5. CC – Lobster Dog
6. CC – Mambo Dog
7. BDD – Trampoline Bear
8. Ape – Julia Roberts-hating husky
9. UM – The swimming pigs of the Bahamas
All of them. Even if it means building a cay in my backyard.
10. Flubby – Terminator dog
Draft recap: Drew isn’t much of a pet person. He finishes the draft with a drawing of a fictional animal and the bear he saw on PTI. Lofty pets. Caveman wound up with his favorite boob-less thing on the internet and one of his Facebook friends. Ape shocks the world by picking a non-feline to go with Maru, and Flubby lands a pair of pretty badass dogs himself. I can rest easy knowing I have the bulldog of my dreams, plus an endless supply of bacon (if it comes to that).
I want more like this!
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