After we posted the osprey video last week, a reader e-mailed us to tell us that it was coated in lamesauce. His name being Conor, we were already inclined to ignore him. It didn’t help matters that he then proceeded to send us the golden eagle clip we posted three years ago.

But Conor was persistent. Just like they say, persistence is the key to badgering women into bed (or getting a restraining order, WHATEVER CHARLENE) and getting lazy bloggers to post your nature videos. He rooted around and sent us this video of African wild dogs mauling an impala. It’s not particularly new, but it’s new to us, and that’s good enough for a Friday in March. Plus, it has women whimpering at the sight of death and what’s the point of Kill, Kill, Kill if nobody is traumatized?