Due to Internet connectivity issues, Ufford wasn’t able to finish the fantasy football and sex mailbag in time for its regular Thursday afternoon timeslot. He apologizes and promises we’ll have it for midday tomorrow. In the meantime, Busted Coverage has photos of the beer scooter that Rob Gronkowski has been using to get around on his surgically repaired ankle while spending a week in Florida partying it up Shore-style.
-Duck face
-LMFAO pants
-Gym/Tan/Lax shirt
-Posing hard on a weight lifting bench
Yep, we’ve landed on an all-time bro-iest photo.
Of course, I think we all know who sold Gronk on the scooter idea.
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DON’T YOU DEFACE THIS GRITTY PATRIOTS PLAYER. HE’S GOT THE HEART OF 1000 TAWMMYS!
Is the LAX on Bro3′s shirt referencing lacrosse? If so, the picture is about 15% more rapey then it first appears. If not, it’s still pretty rapey.
Also, my computer monitor now is now emitting a faint Axe odor.
it’s gotta be the airport, right?
(the axe stench still works either way)
it’s definitely lacrosse. Only lacrosse bros would wear something that galactically douchey. Maybe rowers, too.
Gym, Tan, LAX would somehow make Jersey Shore even worse/rapier. I didn’t think that that was possible. Well done, douche!
I have never been so un-surprised by a picture in my life. Even Gronk’s mom thinks he’s a douchebag.
Zubaz!
Thank you. LMFAO pants? Is Xmas Ape 17?
I’m aware that they’re called Zubaz, but I’m willing to bet Gronk is wearing them because LMFAO does, ’cause, you know, he likes to Party Rock with shirtless dudes after losing Super Bowls and all.
We all know exactly what they are, but were too ashamed to admit we remembered.
Good point. It’s hard to remember that the majority of pro athletes are under 25. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS
‘Sup, ladies?
The only way that picture could get douchier is to add the cast of Entourage.
I urge you not to…for the ancients foretold of a picture of such douchiness, twould cleanse the world.
Would that be the Douchelympics or the Douche Bowl?
/reused joke.
Armageddouche.
Warm it up Kris, I’m about this.
Good. Lord.
Somewhere a Gold’s Gym is missing three of its ten-cent heads.
Bill Simmons is sooooo jealous he wasn’t invited to that photo shoot.
U mad?
No steroid use suggested by that picture, no siree …
Don’t need a ‘bag anyway. I can never comfortably view them at work anyway.
Plus I’m so tired today I filled my Top Ramen up with coffee instead of water by accident. And then I considered eating it.
GRIT TAN LAUNDRY
Coincidentally, “Hobbled Gronk on a Scooter” is how Jerry Sandusky describes his favorite sexual position.
You are ON. FUCKING. FIRE.
I cant jack off to this,
Focus on the come on hotel picture and squint.
In Lieu of a Sexbag, Please Accept This GRONKbag
Is it GRONKsack?
Next season on the Masshole Shore.
Haters gonna hate.
Nothing about Belichick playing golf with Greg Norman, Lexi Thompson, Joe Theismann and Kenny G???
Kenny G!!!!
I heard Bill fucked Kenny G’s mom, not sure if true.
Off topic, but with all this Hines Ward talk, it got me to thinking: is Lucy Liu’s pussy at a diagonal?
/thass mix-raycesss