- The Washington Post‘s Mike Wise shared this unfit-for-family-newspaper Redskins-era Gregg Williams anecdote with Dan Steinberg over Twitter, giving the world even more bad things to call Gregg as he’s run out of the league in disgrace. In addition to complex defensive schemes, the man had complex homophobia. Lemme get this straight: you miss your hole, which means you land in a gay man’s hole, which means AIDS. Gonna have to diagram that one for me, coach.
“Blown coverage, Smoot! This ain’t no scrotum chewing festival!”
“Bad throw, Campbell! Looks like we’re runnin’ a regular rainbow dildo shop!”
“Get that 3 technique outta my face. This ain’t no corn-sucking pageant!”
You don’t like my homophobic motivational techniques? Well, I know what you do like… penis! A MAN’S PENIS!!!
“Missed your man, Cooley. Hmm. Can’t do anything with that one.”
“You guys want a water break? Guess you’d to slurp some cum while you’re at it!”
“Well well well, if it ain’t Mister Bookbanger!”
- As Bountygate (or KillShotGate or SlayForPayGate) continues to work its way through the media cycle, we see more and more self-righteous pearl-clutching from veteran sportswriters who wonder aloud how we as a society could have condoned the barbarism that is the NFL as long as we have. After smelling Joe Posnanski’s and Charles Pierce’s farts, it’s scary how reasonable Buzz Bissinger can seem.
-In other non-Gregg Redskins-related terrible quote hilarity, Mike Shanahan said in an interview that the ‘Skins already had “a playoff-caliber offense” last season. In his defense, the Broncos did make the playoffs last year.
- The Packers opted not to franchise back-up quarterback Matt Flynn, so Green Bay won’t receive any compensation when he gets a huge contract elsewhere. Worse still, people are starting to describe his free agency as “Flynnsanity”. Why do we do these things to each other?
- Chad Ochocinco was peed on by a lion at a Voice for Children charity event on Saturday night in Miami. He then made a “I got peed on by a real lion and I ain’t lying” joke on Twitter, so safe to say he retroactively had it coming.
-Holley Mangold made the U.S. Olympic weightlifting team. We’re happy for her, but not as happy as we are to revisit original Deadspin memes.
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From what I’ve read, not all bounties were for injuries. I understand they also paid out bounties for hard hits on specific players. The intent to injure thing is pretty bad, but intent to destroy? I’m fine with that.
I’m SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tells ya!! That there is actually gambling in this casino!!
Sgt. Hartman approves of Gregg Williams style.
King Laserface cannot wait for Greggggggg to be the next DC for the Chargers.
“Nice pass, Beck. Next time you make a pass, I bet it’s at some gay queer. And he’ll have AIDS. Then you’ll have AIDS. Then you’ll hire Denzel Washington as your lawyer, and dance with him and listen to some faggot opera. Then you’ll get AIDS-related lesions and die a painful death. HA – round one, Gregg!”
The San Diego Zoo has these clearly marked signs, so Ocho will not have the same problem when he visits: [smallshopstudio.com]
Andrew Brant is the gay guy Bruce Willis uses for his house in DC in The Jackal right? RIGHT?
on topic too!
*Brandt..
No Gregg, running into the wrong hole doesn’t give you AIDS. Years of facing debilitating homophobia that creates such deep self-loathing that you turn to anonymous unprotected sex in public places with strange men to give you even a shred of a sense of dignity but it won’t accomplish anything because your parents still think you have a mental defect and your entire town has ostracized you so you just keep fucking and fucking and fucking to hope that someone, ANYONE, will finally fill that gaping maw in your heart of loneliness is what gives you AIDS.
You say tomato, I say to-mahto.
Holy shit!
Well said, F&I.
Unrelated: Holy Mangold = white Vince Wilfork with a vagina. Does she snorkle?
Gregggggggggggggg’s response to your response:
“I didn’t mean any offense. My Aunt’s friend’s son is gay. I don’t think there is … [trails off]“
“As Bountygate (or KillShotGate or SlayForPayGate) continues to work its way through the media cycle”
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This Kommentor suggested “Hatergate,” but was shouted down at the pancake social.
“Scrutiny on the Bounty”?
Unrelated: Jeez, miss a few days of the new Ape fueled KSK you miss A LOT! Nice.
/rubs tired eyes
Dollars for Ruptured Spleens just doesn’t have a ring to it.
Just thought it’s worth mentioning that Grantland just posted a “Best character from ‘The Wire’ Bracket” article. That’s right.
Grantland is like a modern rap album: one good entry and the rest is crap.
They left out Carver, Pearlman, Beadie, Slim Charles, Nick Sobotka, Landsman, and The Greek; Mouzone should be higher than an 8-seed, and McNulty-Daniels should meet in the Sweet 16, not the opening round. NO ONE DENIES THIS.
Was Sidnour (Sydnour) included? My man was the unsung hero of the PO-leece side of that show.
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Switch up styles on ya
“Mike Shanahan said in an interview that the ‘Skins already had “a playoff-caliber offense” last season.”
Playoff-caliber offenses don’t get shut out by the Buffalo Bills.
They were shutout and sacked ten times by the Toronto Bills so, you know, still terrible.