Last October, the Bills made sure to lock down quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick to a long-term deal considerably more lucrative than perhaps a guy with just a few decent starts should have garnered. IT’S THE HARVARD PEDIGREE THAT MERITS IT! Nevertheless, with $24 million in guaranteed money tied to the guy, they’re gonna be committed to him for a little while.

They’re not done there, though. Buffalo is still throwing money at their core of flawed stars. The Bills have now given receiver Stevie Johnson a five-year, $36 million contract. Because anytime you can give big money to a no. 1 receiver who makes news exclusively through his Twitter blasphemy, end zone dances and dropped passes at critical moments, you do it.

Anyway, Fitzmagic was so pleased by this latest development that he shaved what sort of appears to be a swastika in the side of his head with the message “He’s back”. If you’re gonna have a reference to Stevie, it should always be “THX THO”. Unless that is about the Nazis, in which case it’s a nice plug for Iron Sky.

[Via CBS Eye On Football]