If there’s one thing we’ve neglected since the Saints bounty story broke, it’s trawling for some good ol’ cajun swamp rat outrage. Just when we were starting to fear that the only way to rile up Saints fans was to make off with MAWMAW’S gumbo recipe, our Uproxx compatriot and designated NOLA correspondent Cajun Boy brought our attention to a video of former Saints quarterback Bobby Hebert decrying Bountygate as a conspiracy perpetrated by a national media cabal that obviously is just super jealous of the Saints.

Also caught in his rambling crosshairs is Fran Tarkenton, who has an admirable knack for getting in fights with the worst people.

“Fran got no trophy, no nothin’ He just hatin’.”

Y’ALL AIN’T KNOW WINNIN’ LIKE THE CAJUN CANNON. HE WON HISSELF A USFL CHAMPEENSHIP!

Speaking of folks stupidly claiming that the Saints title is now tarnished, you simply must read this Florio post at PFT in which he talks himself into and out of the idea of the Saints Super Bowl title being vacated by the NFL. It’s the most Florio post ever, a masterstroke in the trollian arts.