Name: Trent Richardson
School: ROLL TIDE
Position: Running back
Family: Two daughters (5 and 3). Looks like Mr. Cool Football Guy had lots of sex in high school.
Combine results: Did not participate due to knee surgery.
Injury history: Tore ligaments in his ankle as a high school freshman. Tore ligaments in the other ankle as a high school sophomore.
Nicest comparison: Earl Campbell (1978)
Meanest comparison: Earl Campbell (1984)
Most even-handed comparison: Michael Turner
Most murderous comparison: OJ Simpsons
Definitely better than: Mark Ingram
Weaknesses: Cuddly elephants.
Who wants him: Tampa Bay.
Who will take him: Cleveland, because drafting a running back in the top five seems like something they’d do.
What scouts are saying:
Immediate impact: Enters the NFL as a complete three-down back.
Down the road: Gets the franchise tag after his rookie contract is up, holds out, then eventually gets paid just as he starts to slow down.
I want more like this!
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