Steelers already squander Haley’s “one shower per team” quota.

Camarogate continues in Yinzburgh, as Todd Haley was introduced yesterday as the Steelers new offensive coordinator. Meanwhile, THE BEN, who has still yet to meet Haley, presses on with his painstaking investigation into whether Todd is GOOD PLAYCALL HOBO or BAD MAN. Based on their individual pasts, they should really be kindred spirits, but that’s HARFS for another day. In the meantime, we’ll credit Florio (zuh?) for digging up this quote that had escaped our notice:

It’s not surprising that Roethlisberger has heard both good and bad. Haley is widely regarded as a smart game planner and play caller, but he’s also widely regarded as a difficult person to work with. When Steve Breaston, who has played for Haley in both Arizona and Kansas City, referred to Haley as “not always a butthole,” that was high praise compared to what many others have said about Haley.

Awww, Steve Breaston, don’t shatter our illusion of Todd Haley’s perma-buttholeyness. We figured at best, he could be a loose butthole. You know, sometimes he’d show up with a cooler of beer and maybe pass out, implying that you could have the rest. The rest of the time, he’s a very tight butthole.