Today’s SI swimsuit model mock draft has already introduced ample sexiness into our Friday. Were we content to kick back, believing to have fulfilled our Sexy Friday duties, we could have done so. But no! We remain committing to giving you readers your regularly scheduled Sexy Friday post.
If there’s an issue to be had with pictures of scantily clad models in swimsuits, it’s probably going to be a minor one. And here it is: they get to be in nice, warm locales, whereas I do not. I have to be in one of those lame places that experiences a terrible thing called winter. Granted, it’s been a mostly temperate winter (at least where I’m at), but even the best of winter conditions blow compared to the other seasons. So, after the jump, we keep the scant cladding and we substitute the cold climes for the warm ones. Ha, now you’re uncomfortable too, woman who is sure to catch death outside!
[Yes, I'm aware I used a few images from a site called Bro My God. I'm just as embarrassed as you are.]
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The girl in picture #4 needs to lose the scarf.
Franklin and Bash both approve of this post.
First thing I noticed on the first picture was the girl in the middle of the group has her high beams on. This is the opposite of a complaint, by the way.
That is exactly the first thing I noticed too.
I third it.
Second thing I noticed was her fake-ass implants.
As opposed to real implants?
I’d like to implant something real in her ass! HAYOOOO! AMIRITE?!?
/hopes humor will ease hangover
Up top, dudebro!
Can we all agree to severely punish anyone who spells it “damnit?” That drives me crazy. It’s “dammit,” dammit.
I always spell it “damnit”. But then, I’m a horrible person, so that makes sense.
Yeah, but we all knew that. You’re a KSK regular–we’re not very nice people.
I usually spell it ‘GODAMNIT!’ I am Tripoli bad.
Isn’t it either “damn it” or “dammit”? I know that contraction follow no actual rules, save one: When Jack Bauer says it, he sure as fuck says “DAMMIT!”
This may be similar to the situational spelling of sandwich as in:
“Get me a sammich, BITCH!”
The banner GIF in the Sexy Friday post uses “damnit”.
Aaaaaaand that means absofuckinlutely nothing. Dammit.
I don’t know what REEF is but I like their moxie.
I’m pretty sure REEF is an Argentinian surf/ski company. I’ve seen pictures of their bikini contests that are ass-tastic.
BTW, Oh Canada!
They sell rash guards. You’d think these would be something that would protect against the inevitable rashes and other abrasions that result from spending too much time looking at their advertisements, but they’re actually for surfing.
I think REEF means “the chick on the left has nasty cellulite”. I really, really don’t get the Jennifer Lopez ass thing.
“Nasty cellulite”??? You are either zooming in way more than I on the picture or you are one of those people that think these girls are fat. I respectfully disagree.
As god is my witness, tits will be my downfall. Someway, somehow. However it plays out, I’ll go down smiling. I want to sleep on a bed of tits.
It will not post the link, but if you search for The Meaning of Life: Part VII DEATH (Monty Python) was how some of us may want to end it. I call it dying with dignity.
This is where you draw the line, Moose?
All I remember is the fat guy blowing up after the mint. Please refresh my memory.
It is the scene where about fifteen topless, thonged young women chase the guy, who was convicted of sexual harassment, of the cliff.
I tried linking the video clip from the movie, but it was on a questionable websie I guess.
Got it! I vaguely remember that. I will need to google search it at home.
This man is about to die.
“It’s waaaffer theen!”
Spanky; every sperm is sacred.
Can we have your liver, then?
Do all philosophers have an ‘s’ in them?
Let the heathens spill theirs
On the dusty ground
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy.
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.
When I first saw this movie I was a wee bit under the influence of a certain plant, but the line that I chuckled at for days afterward every time I thought of it:
Maitre d’: Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d’: Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I’m gonna throw up.
Seeing the guy who plays Stevie Janowski in any other role besides Stevie Janowski is both jarring and unsettling.
He was almost the same guy.
“It’s me! Thad something-or-other/Stevie Janowski!”
Christy Turlington:
Seriously… .Ed Burns.. WTF.
I refuse to accept Ed Burns is real, refuse.
Isn’t Ed Burns from Bawstuhn? If not, he should be. You know why? Grit. He’s full of grit. And hustle. And that’s what Christy T looks for, dammit!
To me Turlington is one of the best looking women alive (still is). At least she didn’t marry and rut with Rod Stewart, like SOME fantasy murdering women (Rachael!!)
Can’t think of this actress’ name at the moment but: WOULD BANG.
Emma Stone and yes, a thousand times yes
Counterpoint.
She is a blonde in the new Spider-Man movie.
Two choose properly I’d have to do both.
Empirical comparison of like organisms.
Now that’s the kind of science I can get behind.
/see what I did there? BEHIND
What ever you do, do NOT click thought the following link:
[www.boobpedia.com]
Don’t do it. Don’t. Wait. Stop! WHY ARE YOU CLICKING THROUGH?????
Great. You clicked through. See you in two weeks, and for God’s sake get some Eucerin or you’re going to chafe like that Swedish guy who survived for two months in his frozen car.
ok i dont get whats the purpose of this but its nice and its kinda weird there outside in the cold in swim suits.
Yes. There is no disputing the accuracy of this komment.
0tarin, for some reason your komment is making me laugh than any komment in months. Well done, 0.
Not sure who this NSFW is, but holy shit:
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Holy shit indeed! That’s a damn nice violin!
Holy shit! Someone put graffiti all over that wall!
Holy shit! I think I saw that exact same chair on Antiques Roadshow!
Holy shit! With no socks on, she’s gonna get a splinter from that floor!
Exuberant nationalism from the ladies almost always gets my flagpole raised. I’m proud of my countrywomen.
Wifebeater special: