Kate Upton and Jeremy Lin were the queen and king of omnipresence this week. We’re okay with that. Lin, despite being a magnet for thinkpieces ranging from forgettably annoying to memorably derpy, has been entertaining and dominant. Upton, despite possibly dating Mark Sanchez, performed the grand feat of embarrassing Darren Rovell on television and, more importantly, continued her welcome practice of being an incredibly hot person who’s amenable to being photographed.

Don’t care for that? Our readers’ fantasies might be a problem.

Choice samples from her SI photoshoot after the jump if you can bear just a little more overexposure, as it were.

Sploosh. Thanks, Kate. Feel free to stick around and be all up in our face for a while.

[gif via fukung, pics via SI, swimsuit issue for sale here]