Randy Moss Is Back, Y’all
02.13.12
Today is Randy Moss’ 35th birthday, which is a pretty good occasion to announce on a USTREAM chat that he wants to return to the NFL. Even better time: every birthday thereafter. He was last seen in the league in 2010 playing not very well for the Patriots, Vikings and Titans.
We won’t harbor any illusions that Moss can return to his dominating form of yore, but we stand behind his getting on an NFL roster in any capacity if for no better reason than because we miss his backcountry real talk.
When the Redskins inevitably give in to Sally Jenkins’ demands and sign Peyton Manning, he’s gonna need a receiver. Perfect fit, I’d argue. So c’mon Danny, gas up the jet and bring bears and $24 million guaranteed.
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I’m conflicted about this. I was among the guys that wanted to run Moss out of town back in 2010… and yet I’d like to see him back playing. If only to thoroughly fuck over Snyder.
/next he’ll try and get Haynesworth back too
Said it smelled like sauerkraut.
“Straight cabbage, Homie!”
I personally think the guy’s kind of an asshole. He JUST HAD TO BE WIDE RIGHT OF BUFFALO.
OF COURSE.
NASCAR Truck series ownership was not as financially lucrative as he was lead to believe.
Stink Schlereth used is outdoor voice when he declared that the Pats would have won the Supa Bow if Moss had been on the team.
Fucking offseason. Fuck.
I like Stink; but sometimes he loses his fucking mind.
Just even the thought of Manning and Moss on the Deadskins makes me HARF-tee-HARF, HARF.
Imma play when I wanna play
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Hmm, if only there were a team so irrelevant that they would sign a washed-up WR just to create some buzz… Ladies & Gents meets the newest member of your 2012 Buffalo Bills