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All hail Emperor Jewfrolius Steingustus.
Mykonos? Giselle is totally into Greek style.
What is her ‘konos’ and why does it take so long to get there? Holding out on the troll genius. What a bitch.
Did anyone else read that in Jon H Benjamin’s voice?
Agreed; that is a LOT of lick to get to “Mykonos”. Maybe she has multi-mykonos’.
Sleeves? I would have guessed that Bill hates the sanctity of marriage more.
With that suit he is also unable to air out the twig and berries.
That’s the first picture I’ve ever seen of Eli that makes me realize he’s 6’4″ 220 and would probably beat my ass.
Plus he’s got that retard strength.
He’s like Lenny from Of Mice and Men
Or Blaster from Beyond Thunderdome.
A 12 year old in a man’s body…. with a huge 12 year old’s face, huge.
Eli just pawn in game of life.
If Michael Jackson was the “King of Pop”, is Madonna the “Queen of POPPIES!”?
You mean poopies? Unless you meant heroine or morphine.
Madonna only shits non toxic air and angels breath.
I really hope that’s the face that Madonna makes when she poops.
Eli just loves to listen to “Planet Fitness Radio” when he is changing.
He also gets a kick out of those built in hair dryers and the pretty colors.
It was so nice of Bill Belichick’s dad to let him borrow a suit for the post-game.
His dad is taller isn’t he?
Belichick dresses in pajamas when he is at work and wears a suit when he leaves work. He must sleep in a tuxedo.
And showers while wearing a Tiara and a Tutu.
and he pounds MILFs in…..
The Will Ferrell lookalike bouncing on his testicles on a rope was the highlight of the half time show for sure.
Paul Simon: “Wow, Art…is it true you’re doing the Super Bowl halftime show?”
Superbowl MVP Mr. Tightrope McJewfro looks like he would throw an awesome party in Mykonos
/I fully recommend everyone to go party in Mykonos
The tightrope actually is branded. MMkay.
“Darn I lost a superbowl. I guess I’ll just have to go back home to my mansion and bang my insanely hot wife while wearing the 3 rings I already have”
“I have the sad…”
Honestly, Brady looks pussywhipped. Good insurance, though, given she’s insanely rich. TMZ had a video of their exchange, and it was something like that:
- “When are you going to be back?”
- “Just a few minutes …”
Giselle turns around and walks away.
- “… I just need to go there” (referring to his post-Superbowl press conference)
I propose future posts a la Rex/Nacho, featurring Gisellezilla and little Tommy.
Seriously….still no word from Tawmmy? :(
Apparently the tight rope guy is “Sketchy” Andy, a prominent Boulder, CO climber and slackliner. Do with that what you will.
That’s near me; I can go punch him if you want, or just give him the beer-shoe award.
Invisible poop? I disagree.
Well it certainly sounded like shit.
If you’ve seen those photos in Penthouse of when she was a bit younger; that is EXACTLY what her pussy looked like.
Except no glasses.
Along with Pey-Pey that guy now has neck-AIDS.
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