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"LOLNFL: Media Day"
All I think when I see Tiquan is “Where’s Play?”
He’s gonna make House Party look like House Party 2!
he has to look like Kid because he don’t Play
It looks like he attached the toupee to the back of his head instead of the top.
I bet Tiquan Underwood’s favorite movie is “House Party”
So he’s just like the rest of us?
Hey – me too!
Wait…did you say “House” or “Lemon”?
How is Tiquan Underwood on the roster? I mean, the JAGUARS cut him!
True, he is no Chastin West who I think was the main character in Knockers IX.
I am so glad there were no video phones when my (then) skinny white ass broke out the Kid ‘n Play kick-step in the middle of ‘The Electric Slide’.
Ah the late 80’s/early 90’s, so much wasted time, money and brain cells pissed away night clubbing.
I’ve said too much.
The rest of the comments will Kid ‘n Play related.
That gif is beautiful
Btw, the new girl is Marisol Gonzalez and she is indeed legit. In fact she is 2Legit2Quit.
I searched her images and as the kids would say these days, she is bangin’
I bet Ochocinco is always bumping the DJ table…
Tim Conway’s ‘Dorf on Media Day’ will be a welcome addition to my VHS collection.
Gosh, that Underwood kid sure has a playful hairdo.
/shows self out
But Kid n’ Play jokes are always welcome.
I just realized that if the Pats do unfortunately win Ocho will have a Super Bowl ring, and we will never hear the end of it.
That’s okay, he’ll be selling it on eBay within ten years
Don’t forget that Fatty Haynesworth will too. Granted, he only played a half season, but I’m fairly sure that’s sufficient.
The new girl knows the Pats’ D play calls as well as Guyton, so that pic makes perfect sense.
1. Dick Ebersol is slowly becoming Fred Thompson
2. Blonde girl holding up giant face is a double-digit favorite over Ersatz Ines Sainz.
Ebersol’s actually rockin’ the baby orangutan look.
I like to think that’s the thought running through Deion’s head even when his own mouth is moving.
Just noticing that the stands are full, FULL. For media day.
They sold tickets for the first time. It sold out.
A chance to see Mike Florio in person? I couldn’t pay them enough!
You’re a Fat Hump.
You live in Indianapolis.
Pray tell, what else could you do?
According to Mandy, you zipline. God only knows the gauge of wire they needed to use for that cable.
Wondering if anyone got a camera shot of John Clayton’s mythical legs and/or ponytail?
Double J has to be PISSED that the weather there is better than it was in Texas: http://www.weather.com/weather/5-day/USIN0305.
YEEE HAWW!!!!!!! I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!
Actually, there are only about 800 people there, but they each take 5-7 seats.
SonofSpam is… is ON FIRE!
@Moose: The word you’re looking for is “flaming.”
Well, in this thread you were like a shooting star (a shooting star of bad puns); you may have flamed for a short while, but you flamed brightly. We all basked in the glow as you singe the chin hair off of fat hump women.
I have friends talking crap cuz they’re in indy covering part of this. I just remind them they will also remember this time for when Irsay said he wouldn’t let go of manning, then in 3 months he does
I actually prefer winter in Canada to winter in Indianapolis.
For the reason that there are no Fat Humps.
And that PK would get stuck trying to fit through a border crossing.
Still have to listen to all the exact same TV drivel, though.
West Virginia Mountaineers head coach Dana Holgorsen approves.
As does Buffalo Bill.
As do all those driving rape vans across the United States.
He wears the skullet well.
Those are the most clothed under-boobs I’ve ever had a hard time not staring at.
Staring is caring!
If Tiquan don’t see no looks from Brady he’s playing the Village People ALL POSTGAME.
Eh, Tiquan’s not doing anything amazing.
But Oscar Gamble? Now that motherfucker pushed the envelope.
This post has my mind pitching to and FRO.
Well played Moose, well played.
I thought going upper case might be a bit over the TOP.
That legit woman’s vagina smells like tacos.
I love tacos.
“lol because this new chick is legit” might be one of the better hovertags ever.
I don’t know. I thought “lingerie or gtfo” was winning.
the Deion pic killed me nice work maj
Actually, that Deion quote is running through his head 24 hours a day. I bet he calls out his own name during sex.
Thanks folks, I’ll be here all week.
I’m picturing the Hammer Time dance immediately after ejaculation.
I wish I wouldn’t have pictured that, but I did, and now you have to.
The ‘Hammerd Time’ veal is delicious.
Moose – you’ve ruined that song for me and in its place is a naked Deion, junk waving in the air, maybe with a bandanna tied around his head, shouting: “Lordy child, you KNOW you can’t touch this”.
Bandanna around which head?
Would it help if you imagined it swinging in circles? Or maybe the video of the naked skydiver guy? At least that looked painful.
That man’s hair is not by choice, nor is it natural. It, as well as his Members Only jacket, is a requirement of his probation so that he is readily identifiable as a sex offender by the general public.
Mew, I’m liking this new thing you have going where you post a picture and it’s the first thing I see in the morning when I wake up. Keep up the good work!
Division I-AA rocks!
Hey everyone am I too late for the Kid N Play jokes?
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