Redskins strong safety LaRon Landry has never been particularly good in coverage, but when it comes to being cartoonishly ripped, there’s no better defensive back in the game. And now the swole just got swoler, as evidenced by these pictures posted by D.C. Sports Bog. Sick tats, bro. Joyce Carol Oates appreciates the pride of placement on his pecs.
And because it just seems right, let’s revisit some Great Moments in LaRon Landry Being Embarrassed by Division Rivals:
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“Sorry bro! I couldn’t turn around fast enough to get Desean with these SICK BICEPS BRO.”
I would bet money this was said by LaRon.
All those muscles and he’s still not able to bend the rim of his cap.
+1
Yeah bro this is all me, all I do is take a little creatine and some muscle milk.
LaRon is feverishly pumping iron to star as the Black Panther in the future Gay Avengers movie starring Lance Bass as Captain Gaymerica. The Gay Avnegers go on a musical adventure to stop evil Rick Santorum from destroying the Gay Olympics. Rated R.
Leave it to Ape to drop a Joyce Carol Oates reference.
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/fapping e’er long
Is that a still from a Tim Burton movie?
Actually, it looks like Shelley Duvall’s hotter sister.
HEY-YO!
Or:
Like my safeties like I like my redskin contracts , big but not good.
BREAKING: NFL FOOTBALL PLAYER IS JACKED
I believe the point would be NFL player jacked, plays wrong position to be jacked.
The defensive version of David Boston.
The NFL is already kicking the living crap out of baseball. The players don’t have to rub the fact that steroid use in football is pretty much a *wink-wink* “non-issue” in the face of MLB too.
Although I’m thinking the ol’ four game suspension is comin’ right up.
In this clip, he’s clearly watching himself on the Jumbotron, admiring his freakishly huge pecs. Oh, tackling Reggie Bush in a close game late in the fourth? Nah, CHECK DEES GUNS, YO!
I don’ think that’s Joyce Carol Oates. I think it’s Dr Joyce Brothers. [jwa.org]
I brought my own mic!
Damn Ape, you’re on a roll today.
Every time I see him getting lit up by Brandon Jacobs, I think of Merriman. Or, alternately, Lattimer in, “The Program”. I get those two mixed up…
“Get Good, Get God” tat on chest or GTFO.
I could watch that DeSean clip 100 times and I’d still want to watch it again.
/my team doesn’t have any real highlights
The video clip needed a NSFE warning, because listening to Gruden is Not Safe For Ears.
The Redskins Coaching staff has decided after lengthy deliberation that Laron should just play how he wants to play. No one wants to anger Cthulhu.
JFC, he looks like a Gears of War character.
+1
Everyone wants to see the Cole Train play!
Gayish?
Anybody can make a tackle. It takes a real professional to look buff while getting trucked.
~ Mike Mamula
LaRon Landry can…..
Which should give you an idea about what a beast Brandon Jacobs is.
The ref is absolutely dumbfounded that Vick threw the ball that far. He is fucking GUNNING it, practically keeping pace with Landry’s slow ass.
That shows his arm strength. Here is another example of a fucking GUN (skip to about 2:45 if you want to get to the play):
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Except for not being a ginger, he looks a LOT like Lion-O.
One of my favorite vintage “Redskins Toast” highlights.
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