Redskins strong safety LaRon Landry has never been particularly good in coverage, but when it comes to being cartoonishly ripped, there’s no better defensive back in the game. And now the swole just got swoler, as evidenced by these pictures posted by D.C. Sports Bog. Sick tats, bro. Joyce Carol Oates appreciates the pride of placement on his pecs.

And because it just seems right, let’s revisit some Great Moments in LaRon Landry Being Embarrassed by Division Rivals: