It’s been a while since we checked in with KSK best palsies at Stampede Blue, but when there’s a nuggetbomb this monumental, you cast petty rivalries aside and get straight to the reportage. Apparently, word got out that The Dome-Like Edifice That Peyton Built Though Not Really Because Eli Is The Architect In The Family no longer bore the likeness of Ol’ Battleship. Heavens! This would be terrible treachery on the part of the Colts, because not only would it be a tacit signal that Pey-Pey is on his way out of Indy, but the franchise would have broken the news by way of banner removal! I hate it when teams do that. Rest assured, Stampede Blue informs us this is not the case and the Colts will break the news the old-fashioned way: by giving Adam Schefter an exclusive tip because everyone is in bed with ESPN.
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Stampede Blue? Are they related to Prussian Blue?
I’ll just assume so.
“Stampede…Blue…”
-The dying words of an Indianapolis-area McDonalds manager the day they brought back the McRib.
Fat Hump Hysteria occurs at Sonic every time a new item is added to the menu.
Nothing better than a Gravy Creamslush
+1
Nice. Half the things on Sonic’s menu I’ve never heard of before.
The term ‘Gravy Train’ means something completely different to these people.
To be fair to us Humps, we’re more excited about new Taco Bell items reconstituted from old Taco Bell items.
Is Fat Hump Hysteria better or worse than Def Leppard’s Hysteria? Probably a lot more wheezing with the former.
Not better or worse, just different.
In Def Leppard’s Hysteria, one member lost an arm to a street-racing accident.
In Fat Hump Hysteria, thousands have lost toes to a Type II Diabetes incident.
“Pour Some Sugar On Me” is the most popular Def Lep song in Indy for some odd reason.
And, in Fat Hump Hysteria, “Love Bites” refers to how a Fat Hump eats his second daily breakfast, right before brunch.
And Otto Man wins today’s contest of “Who Will Make Me Laugh So Hard People Look At Me First?”
Awesome. What did I win? A gift certificate to Steak’n'Shake?
Def Leppard’s Hysteria just shipped to Indiana last week; wait til they hear the new GnR!
Otto; I have type II and that was funnier than shit.
/still has all eleven toes
Ugh, I had to become a member of that blog in order to comment there on KSK’s behalf that one time, and now, SB Nation won’t let me un-member it. To this day, it remains a pox on my Internet commenting career.
I thought they had elephant ear stands constantly selling outside of the stadium. Shows what I know.
Are those next to the ostrich leg stands?
No, next to the kick stands.
I heard over the weekend that Manning is no longer on the side of the building. Take that for what it’s worth.