Name: Justin Blackmon
Age: One year younger than Dez Bryant
Position: Wide receiver
School: The place where Dez Bryant played
Year: Redshirt Junior
Relative size according to Peter King: Bigger than a tall but not quite grande-ish.
Twitter: @JustBlack81
Potential Berman nicknames: “Mars” Blackmon, Justin “Credible” (which he will assume is original)
Combine results: He didn’t run the 40 and he’s not really 6’1″. Scouts were displeased.
Nicest comparison: Dez Bryant
Meanest comparison: A smaller, slower, and less explosive Dez Bryant
By which we mean: Michael Crabtree
Strengths: Ball skills, route running
Weaknesses: Lacks Dezitude
Arrests: Misdemeanor DUI
Dez was so disappointed.
Good deed that offsets character concerns:
Who wants him: St. Louis
Who will take him: St. Louis, after they trade down for four draft picks and an owner’s yacht
What scouts are saying:
Immediate impact: Sam Bradford still sucks
Down the road: Still not Dez Bryant
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Potential Berman nicknames: “Once You Go” Blackmon
“Always Bet On” Blackmon
Or “That Blackmon Just Stole My Car”
Justin “Case You’re Wondering, He Is A” Blackmon
This “Justin…Blackmon” have lazy eyes. Back to you, Stu.
“The sistahs are pissed a white woman took another” Blackmon.
Justin “-ches Too Short to be a Football Catching” Blackmon
Justin “Not Quite as Hairy as the late Supreme Court Justice Harry” Blackmon
The Blackmon Adder joker will not work, will it?
In all seriousness, best fantasy rookie next year. Dude is a stud a la A.J. Green.
He WILL be on my team.
And you WILL be under .500
HEY-YO!
as a dolphins fan id like to pre apologize for any questions Jeff Ireland makes about Blackmons mother and her hourly rates. if I was owner id apologize for still having ireland hired, his mother must do a great job.
Peter King’s interesting fact about him: Unrelated to Principal Blackman.
I can’t believe you beat me to this.
You’ve made a powerful enemy today, my friend.
“Why would I doctor the books to improve the overall test scores of the student body just so I could collect bonus funds from the state which I willfully misappropriated in order to pay off large gambling debts? It just doesn’t add up, Blank!”
I’m glad to see that there is evidence existing against BlackMAN and his wigger whore! That is when they are both rounded up for their racial transgressions on THE DAY OF THE ROPE!
You felt so strongly about this that you just had to create a new account today to make sure your voice was heard?
Just so we’re entirely sure, he shares a nickname with this guy.
Like Blackmon, an Impact Player.
/E-C-DUB!, E-C-DUB!
Speaking of Impact Players, if I can be serious for a moment…
Are you trying to say that Blackmon is the X-Factor?
/I can’t post pics, so pretend there’s a picture of X-Pac and Prince Albert here
Is this the one you were looking for? Sorry, don’t know much ’bout rasslin’.
You son of a bitch!. I’m just trying to enjoy my shitty cafeteria pizza during my lunch break, and you had to go and post that video and now I’m trying to pretend my eyes are watering from too much crushed red pepper.
Wow if Blackmon can’t even measure up to Dez Bryant then he is really in trouble. Doesn’t Dez put up stats comparable to Jabar Gaffney?
Since he is not using tongue in that photo, does that mean he “won’t go across the middle”? If you know what I mean.
In reference to yesterday: does he have crocodile or alligator arms?