As you’ve seen or heard by now, the Indy Star had a lengthy interview with Peyrton Manning earlier this week in which Ol’ Battleship wasn’t exactly optimistic about his future with the Colts. None of it was particularly inflammatory, but owner Jim Irsay called Manning a “politician” and wished that he’d kept his feelings “in the family.” Just when it looked like the wheels might come off, the Colts today released a joint statement from Irsay and Manning, who say that they have a “great relationship” — at least until March, when Manning’s $28 million option bonus is due.
And so, with the inevitable break-up looming, this Friday’s musical selection goes out to Andrew Luck. Don’t worry, Pey-Pey, it’s cool for a guy to sing it:
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Fuck, that was meant to be a reply to the above … I mean below.
Look upon the chaos thou hath wrought and despair ye mighty!
Hear hear.
Up is down, down is up!
In fact, in Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
I’d like to post the first “I hate the new ‘last-post-first’ display!” komment.
What’s INTERESTING is that the kommenting system changed while I was writing my post, below. So when I finished it and hit Comment, I was like WEIRD. But STRANGE.
I third that (third because I’m just assuming I did not refresh in time).
This means scrolling up which is unnatural and unhealthy.
I never thought I would see a Colt I would relish seeing fail more than Fetushead, but Jim Irsay has just exploded out of nowhere into the top spot.
To be honest, I never even knew the Colts had an owner for the last 14 years or so. Suddenly they have this guy who’s the zygote of Al Davis and Mark Cuban brought to term in Dan Gilbert’s surrogate uterus. I mean, honking on about the sanctity of “the horseshoe” when you’re the OWNER of the TEAM and the horseshoe represents not an apostolic order but your own financial interest? And chewing a guy out for going public…on Twitter?
God, the next few years are going to be great. I guess it sucks that Neckbaby’s injury robs us of getting to witness the painful inevitability of his decline in Indianapolis, but you can’t have everything.
I guess THE BEN or Vick would have been my choices.
P.S. Ginger Roger signed a new deal so that he can randomly fine Harrison until 2018, that is a lot of time for push-ups.
We get Jolene and yet there’s no love for Dolly Parton’s breasts.
There’s always love for Dolly’s ample bosom. It’s the fourth law of thermodynamics.
No Kenny Chesney? The fuck…
man, monkeybusiness probably killed himself as soon as peypey had neckaids, but man, this is just AWESOME schadenfreude going around right now. the entire franchise is collapsing within a few months. hahaha.
Yeah! When does Brady get the neck-AIDS or neck-gonorrhea?
Should have been you, Patriots.
A team with no QB at all or a really seriuos QB problem would probably be willing to take a chance on him, but he will most likely not want to go to a cold weather city or a dome-less city. Neck Aids is a tricky disease.
Didn’t Peter King write this song to Roger Goodell about the potential Favre suspension?
If your a team like, say, Baltimore (or even someone like Seattle), why wouldn’t you give up a 1st rounder or so for a hypothetically 80% Manning?
Maybe he could go to the Bills.
A first rounder to take on $28 million+ contract for a maybe, not even a definite maybe, which at best would be good for two years, probably less? That is more of a Snyder move. Pretty sure Baltimore was one catch away from a SB visit; that move would cause more damage than any potential improvement.
Being retarded never supersedes talent.
Because he can’t pass a physical/is retarded???
In my opinion Nora Jones singing “Jolene” qualifies as Sexy Friday.
Hear, hear. She does a nice job on Wilco’s “Jesus, Etc.” too.
Agreed, I can rhythmically admire this song.