Oh, Vernon Davis. So very measty. Not only did you take apart the Saints defense and inspire any number of sideline shots of an angry Gregg Williams (HE’S SO MAD, YOU GUYS!), but then you had to go and cry your heart out on the way to the sidelines. DAMN YOU FOR MAKING THINGS EMOTIONAL!
I, for one, am shocked that a first round megabucks GLORY BOY like Davis would end up being the hero if this game. Here’s a fellow who feuds with coaches and has an acute case of LOOKATMEISM. Such players are often irredeemable people in the eyes of Gregg Easterbrook, mostly because they’re black. Next thing you know, Stevie Johnson will help the Bills win a game! GODFREY DANIEL, IT CANNOT BE.
So Davis is your Meast. As for the Least, the rest of the KSK gang thought Jacoby Jones earned the title. But I’m gonna go with the Packers’ receivers instead, particularly Jermichael Finley, who DERPed all over the joint Sunday night.
I’d also like to give honorable mention to Mike McCarthy, who called for an onside kick (NEVER CALL A SURPRISE ONSIDE WHEN YOU HAVE THE BETTER TEAM), and wore a one piece snowitard that left nothing to the imagination. How are you supposed to play hard for a coach who looks like he’s about to replace your muffler? THAT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.
I want more like this!
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