Flacco’s bitchy tongue-and-cheek comments this week about the Ravens winning despite his mediocre play was awfully prophetic. Being bailed out by one-handed catches by Lee Evans and Anquan Boldin saved him from an unbroken 60 minutes of ineptitude. Nevertheless, T.J. Yates proved somehow to be the lesser. What did the Ravens do to win today except have fumbles bounce their way? They played some good centerfield on Yates INTs, perhaps.
Even leastiest was Jacoby Jones, who basically gave the Ravens the win with a fumble on his punt return attempt in the first quarter that set Baltimore up for an easy score. Jones fared almost as bad on subsequent returns, running sideway and not gaining any yards despite having 10 yards of open space.
Dare I say I actually feel for Wade Phillips? Florence Tubbingale earned it today, so toss the man a 20-piece bucket already.
Fake mustaches are the equivalent of breast implants for Baltimore women.
Not sure what Reedfense is, but my guess is that it’s not so much a word as it is a cry for help. Whatever it is, it probably won’t be around next week when the Ravens travel to Foxboro. That’s a shame. But I’m sure slow-ass Ray Lewis can cover Gronkowski and Hernandez just as well.
Just curious – after all the seemingly benign stuff we’ve seen flagged this year, how is running 30 yards to the stands after an INT not excessive celebration?
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Guh. More than anything I wanted us to win simply so we could do the rest of the football world a favor a get Ray Lewis’ mug off the airwaves. He made…….2/3 of a play all game and you’d think he single-handedly held back the tide of the Texans.
Also, TJ…we wear different-colored unis for a reason, just sayin’. Oh, and Gary Kubiak is still Gary Kubiak. No one notices because he’s about as colorful as Quaker Oats but he loves throwing his guys under the bus. TJ made the picks, yes, but they were woeful play-calls…yet you’ll hear that its just about TJ. Coaches are supposed to call plays that put their players in the best position but Kubes gets it right less than half the time. And yet, he’ll be back next season. I know having Schaub back will make a big difference but I don’t trust Kubes’ game-calling ability…take the play-calling away and give it to the OC and you’ll see changes in results.
The Christmas Ape Ravens Hatorade Template. Copy, Paste, throw in screen cap of Flacco looking ridiculous, occasionally reference Ray Lewis murdering people or masturbating onto human skulls in clay form, move on to the next week.
Much different than the Ravens fan Hate Template. Copy, Paste, make lazy Rapethlisberger joke, bitch about the refs being against us, talk up how tough we are, make same old piss rag joke, then accuse others of not being original.
My mouth reeks of cum smell
Oh, I mean go ravens
That could be the best nose picking screen cap ever; at least right up there with the hot chick picking a deep one on the stadium diamond vision.
Thank god no Texans made remarkable one-handed catches.
Flacco said before the game that he wanted to answer his critics complaints about him.
He answered with “Yes, I do indeed suck.”
If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to spend this week attempting to engineer and “unfortunate accident” for Cam Cameron.