Welp, this is what the media’s been ejaculating about all week. It’ll have to be a helluva game to be half as entertaining as Saints-49ers, but we can all hope for various things: broken legs, meteor strike, Brady Quinn playing, et cetera. Play along in the comments, and join us tomorrow for a double-header of live-blogs.
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I need a GIF of Tebow juking into that sack!
Yes.
45Now from the eighth hour darkness fell upon all the land until the eleventh hour. 46About the eleventh hour Tebow cried out with a loud voice, saying, “ELI, ELI, LAMA SABACHTHANI?” that is, “MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?” 47And some of those who were standing there, when they heard it, began saying, “This man is not a real football player.” 48Immediately one of them ran, and taking a bottle, he filled it with Gatorade, and gave Him a drink. 49But the rest of them said, “Let us see whether Jesus will come to save Him.” 50And Tebow cried out again with a loud voice, and yielded up another sack. 51And behold, Von Miller was torn in two from top to bottom; and the coach shook and the defense was split.
As a Raider fan who just got home from the bars here in Colorado, all I can say is WHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good luck with that mess next year donks!
Troll all day, troll every day.
Tom Brady: TROLL SO HARD UNIVERSITY
It’s over, it’s finally over, the Tebow heresy has been vanquished. Long live the forward Pass!
well at least it has been defeated this season. 7 months of peace!
If you think the Tebow heresy has been expunged, you have much more faith than I do
/metaphors, mixed
@Nipp: Ditto.
I have already masturbated 5 times to this game and I HATE the Patriots.
LET ME CAUTION YOU!
did audio cut out during the fight? or was that just my awesome Cincinnati Bell cable going all screwy on me? heard some chick talking for a quick couple seconds there
THAT. WAS. AWESOME.
Squib kick for Least
… And He Layeth to Death the theory that a mere mortal with chiseled abs and a broken throwing motion could ever be his Son.
That Broncos FG for Least…like really
http://cheezburger.com/View/5694318336
Link for the live blog? Thanks.
I was just commenting on how ridiculously strange my post turned out, compared to what I thought I wrote :)
I didn’t see it posted when I wrote my comment, note the time.
At the top of the thread
Thats what I tried to say, in a less intelligible form
it’s further up in the thread, one of Small man’s posts.
Look from mall man on campus upthread
Schadenfreudekakke
So the Greatriots are now divine retribution against tebowmania right now aren’t they?
as divine as semi-consensual sodomy can be.
Yeah I also don’t see the Patriots blocking Justin Smith or covering Vernon Davis. If only the league would let T-Sizzle and Company hit Brady we may never get to answer that question.
T-Sizzle. Almost impossible to verbalize without a big gay lisp.
See the real problem is that the Bronco’s don’t throw on first down……if they did we could see the Patriots be the first team to score 100 points in a playoff game
or any non-basketball game, really.
Just as well the Steelers were too beat up to give them a good game. The AFC is weak this year it’s sad. Honestly I would liek to see the 49ers play the Pats and watch dreamboat get his ass stomped on by a real defense. Oh and all you Pats fans don’t feed us the bullshit how Brady would be super motivated to stick it to the 49ers for not drafting him.
hahaha i would like a 49ers/Patriots super bowl. 49ers are a solid, likable team, but they barely squeaked by the Saints despite a cockton of favorable turnovers. I’d say the Pats/Saints O are about equally potent and the Pats defense is considerably better at forcing turnovers than the Saints. I don’t see the Pats handing them a win like that, even at their worst.
Uh No I am not sorry. Still the Patritos getting two byes before the AFC champiosnhip game is unfair. Fuck you Raiders and Chargers for causing this.
Yeah, fuck them hard. Also a fuck you to the Steelers for giving us this abortion of a game.
If the greatriots win, Monday should be declared Tebow schadenfreude day.
Sorry but isnt the Gator chomp taunting? Guess not if you’re a Greatriot.
you better be sorry
Game 1- 1000+ comments, KSK breaks
Game 2- 40 comments at halftime
As Peter King would say, this is very INTERESTING and COMPELLING
SMoC is hosting a liveblog, we’ve mostly gone there
Gronkdown!
I guess everyone is over at the liveblog
The freaking tiny little window scrolls so fast I can’t watch the game
you should come. we have cookies
not everyone
TEBOW HANDOFF TO TEBOW FOR THE TEBOWDOWN
WHOEVER WINS, WE ALL LOSE
DREAMBOATCEPTION
Nice bounce pass from Saint Tebow there.
oh shit, BLOL is here. I’m sticking to the rivebrag
I’m channeling both Ryans here in my temporary and grudging support of the Greatriots.
I’ve just fucked a donkey with a Ecuadoran tranny hooker and now I’m going to eat their feet.
HAIL SATAN
I can’t believe I’m actually rooting for New Englad
I love the Kommentarit!
I blame Pittsburgh for this shitty game.
I feel like I’ve damned a large portion of my soul for wishing the Pats a win
we’re englad to have you, temporary fan!
Tebowmania is the great evil and requires many costly sacrifices.
I’m gonna be here, easier on the phoneski.
HAIL SATAN!
is this a mountain goats reference? because if it is, you get a rad point.
Kinda both. I’m scared we’ll break KSK again.
Ape’s going to hunt us down isn’t he.
EVERYONE TO THE LIVEBLOG
That was a creepy commercial
Any one going to stay on this thread at all or have we all jumped ship to the live blog?
LOLOL SPEEDY GONZAAAAHHHLEZ.
Emperor Belichick is pleased by these developing events.
GO TO THE LIVEBLOG. VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE. http://smallmanoncampus.blogspot.com/
JESUSDERP!
Are we in trouble for breaking uproxx?
Guess they aren’t calling holding today. Should give Tebow a chance.
Come on meteor, come on meteor, come on meteor
/prays to Old Spice Guy
LIVE BLOG YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I’M GOING TO FUCK THIS UP SO BAD.
Wow. I get up to grab a beer and the Pats score a TD.
/yes it takes me a while
/had to cut up some limes
/CITRUS
That’s what you get for drinking something that tastes so bad you need to add fruit to it.
Thats what you get for putting limes in beer. It should never happen
For those interested, rivebrog is currently running here.
Honestly, I’m a little upset. not that the saints loss, but rather that a west coast trip has essentially screwed up the whole playoffs
Dreamdown?
Can we just watch a replay of the last game instead of this one?
Oh look, Dreamboat scored!
/0-5 in the postseason for the Saints!