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“LOL PEYTON IS DONE”
– said the Redskins fan who is just praying that Snyder doesn’t sign him
//PLEASE BE RIGHT!
It’s too late. Dan Snyder already your soul and the souls of thousand of other Redskins fans to have Peyton Manning retire in week 2 of the 2012 season as a Redskin. YERRRR GOIN’ TO THA SUPER BOWWWL COOCH!
already *gave your soul. God I hate sucking at the English language
The Fan Dome looks more like Indiana’s answer to Epcot.
I was gonna say a snow globe
It’s an actual-size fat globule from the popcorn-eating fat kid. I’ll post the video if you don’t remember that kid. Wait…NO I WON’T.
here you go SoS
Aw, thanks UU. You’re a generous elite. Or maybe you just believe that with great power comes great responsibility. Either way, fuck, that kid is a fat fuck.
that’s why he’s an elite: he responds to the cries of the masses!
The unwashed masses, at that.
Man, Joseph Addai looks like shit in that video.
On one end of the human spectrum you have Leonarda Da Vinci and the Sistene Chapel, on the other end, there’s this.
Ahheeeeem, *cough, coughMichelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simonicough*
Ahheeeeem, *cough, coughMichelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simonicough
That’s not a fair comparison. Upstate Underdog is helping his fellow Kommentators. Michelangelo did art so he could convince hunky young Italian men to pose naked for him.
I was speaking to Fozz; I should have been more *coughclearcough*
Upstate is without reproach…. he’s missing a few other things too, but none that he can’t work around.
Driven to madness by the font-blocking, Peter King shot the Serif, but he did not shoot the Century.
One day the Gothic will drop out, yes one day the Gothic will drop out… I SWEAAARRRRR
that was a bold play, SOS
But he swears it was in self defense.
SoS; that is some good shit you did right there. To bad Comic Sans (Dan Snyder) could not be involved somehow.
CURSE YOU SERIIIIIIIFS
Now we can participate. Wheee!!
B-but that picture’s from two years ago!
/missing the point
Is this typical?
Cheap shots? Shoot away, good sir.
She appears to be tossing a little barrel of some kind. Do St. Bernards in Indy carry gravy?
I choose to believe that Coughlin smiles slow and sexy. Like Herman Cain.
He’s even better since those are not Coughlin’s teeth.
The little girl could give some pointers to Tebow.
At 3′-11″ tall she still read defenses better.
Pointers on his throwing motion or his sex life?
Well, she probably stopped believing in imaginary beings that reward good behavior at least 2-3 years ago.
PEW-PEW! Good ones.
-Rewards behavior per scripture, not necessarily “good” RelFlaWa.
Correction: At age 11 she still reads better.
(Tebow is a Florida grad, wa’qa wa’qa)
“I thought that was a given.”
@Spanky: I’d assume both.
Tebow at party: “Oh yeah, gonna make out. Yeah, this is good. Oh yeah…no, wait…what is this throbbing sensation in my loins…her naughty zone is pressing against my Jesus cone…NOOOOOOO!!!!”
/sprints out of Goat house, goes home to masturbate furiously
At least, that’s what I assume happens with Tebow. Hopefully, he dills underage Thai male prostitutes. Realistically, he probably dills of-age Thai male prostitutes.
So the new komment set up got me thinking. When the kommenter drafts roll around it’s gonna be chaos isn’t it? Blue, bloody, shit-smeared fucking chaos.
I have already put my “privileges” in my will.
P.S. If you get to my house before my relatives please reformat my storage and hard drives. Thank You.
The Ray Lewis one is full of win. Thanks.
Yeah, the Ray Lewis one is killer.
It’s bloody awesome.
Maybe something’s wrong with my browser, I didn’t see anything.
That was a sharp comment; right to the point, in to the hilt.
That jersey he’s wearing is hideous. Probably should be burned.
Otarin, never saw that one – thank you so very much. I’ll keep that away from little Fozz’s eyes for right now.
Shank you very, very much.
It had me and my snitches in stitches!
/sucks at this
I don’t know that was a pretty good puncture line…..
That remark cut to the bone
Indeed, a rather pointed commentary that absolutely bleeds originality.
I’m just testing to see if I know how to utilize my picture privileges (due to elite commenting, of course). Nothing is more LOL than this pic, COOCH!
Lofty kerning. Maybe.
These are the kinds of replica Breitling watches that people usually buy.
Also never accept a soda pop from Michael J. Fox.
That Fan Dome is full of liquid cheese so the Humps can replenish the fat they burn after carrying Peter King on their shoulders around downtown Indy in search of citrusy beer, double mocha choca latte skim skinny coffee and a maitre d job for Tiki Barber.
The Fat Humps are airborne this week. We returned from our honeymoon yesterday to find that our apartment provides a charming view of the zip line thing. Literally hundreds of overweight people in sweatpants flying past our bedroom window all day.
Neither King nor any Humps are letting any of that skim/skinny crap near their coffee.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm liquid cheese.
So, any truth to the rumor there was a series of stabbings in Honolulu over the weekend, attributed to ” out of towners” ?
Yup, functional nerve endings got an audible chortle. Shine on you crazy fetushead.
That girl’s throwing motion is possibly Tebow-esque. If I’m Josh McDaniels I’m getting her on a scout team right away.
I don’t know why that other one posted here.
anyway, if I’m Josh McDaniels, I draft this girl, then pop the champagne
I’m 90% sure this is one of us
and Tom Brady might just call you “babe”. sweet.
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